BAD GOLF, GOOD TIMES

 

On the scene at the 2010 Final Cut Classic

By Pete Fulford, Scriptwriter, Fulford Creative

 

EXT. PUTTING GREEN OF INDIAN CREEK GOLF COURSE, 1st HOLE

 

Golfer #1 stands over the ball and prepares to putt.

 

GOLFER #2:

Um, that’s not a putter.

 

GOLFER #1 inspects the club.

 

GOLFER #2

 That’s a 9-iron.

 

GOLFER #1

  Oh. So I’m supposed to use a putter here?

 

GOLFER #2

(Sighing) Yeah, when you putt, you typically use a putter. Here, use mine.

 

Golfer #1 takes the club and leans over the ball. He adjusts his stance, looks up at the hole and then back down, steps back and takes a practice swing...

 

GOLFER #2

Will you putt already?

 

GOLFER #1

(Still taking practice swings) I think we can win.

 

GOLFER #2

Win what?

 

GOLFER #1

The Final Cut Classic. 

 

GOLFER #2

Just putt please. 

 

GOLFER #1

We have a chance.

 

GOLFER #2

We have no chance. None. You’ve never golfed before. And I pretty much suck. We’re not gonna win anything.

 

GOLFER #1

Like the CMD Group is gonna beat us.

 

GOLFER #2

Yeah, they WILL beat us. Easily. Have you seen how nice their golf clubs are?

 

GOLFER #1

We have rentals.

 

GOLFER #2

Exactly.

 

GOLFER #1

We could take Limbo Films.

 

GOLFER #2

What are you smoking?

 

GOLFER #1

(Standing up and raising the golf club as if it’s Excalibur) I’m smoking anything is possible man. I’m smoking the spirit of the underdog.

 

GOLFER #2

Would you please just putt.

 

GOLFER #1

Daniel Baldwin’s here.

 

GOLFER #2

So.

 

GOLFER #1

We could take down his team. Be nice to take down a Baldwin, with their fame and charisma. I’m not intimidated by Daniel Baldwin.

 

GOLFER #2

You should be. He’s good.  

 

GOLFER #1

He’ll get distracted by the @Large posse.   

 

GOLFER #2

Just like you. 

 

GOLFER #1

Well...hard not to.

 

GOLFER #2

You know, they’re giving out an award for the worst score today.

 

GOLFER #1

Really?

 

GOLFER #1 rubs his chin, looks off into the distance and then nods his head.

 

GOLFER #2

Give me that 9-iron.

 

THE END